Unapologetically Luxurious.

Rich as Piss is the luxury house for those who've arrived — and aren't afraid to say so. Founded by Bromford Ward III, each piece is crafted with the same audacity it takes to build something from nothing.

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"Luxury should make you feel something. Ours makes you feel rich."
— Bromford Ward III, Founder

The Collection

Every piece designed by Bromford Ward III. Every piece made to last.

Bath & Body

The Rich as Piss Bath Towel Set

The Rich as Piss Bath Towel Set

$185

Oversized Turkish cotton towels with gold "Rich as Piss" embroidery along the border. Absurdly soft, absurdly plush, absurdly named. Set of 2.

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The Morning Constitutional Robe

The Morning Constitutional Robe

$385

Plush terry cloth robe with gold monogram crest on the chest pocket. Shawl collar. Two deep pockets for your phone and your dignity.

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The Gilded Sole Slippers

The Gilded Sole Slippers

$195

Velvet house slippers with gold crest embroidery on the toe. Memory foam insole. Hard sole for indoor-outdoor wear, because money doesn't stay in the house.

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The Liquid Gold Hand Soap

The Liquid Gold Hand Soap

$45

Cedar, sandalwood & amber. Gold foil label on a matte black bottle. 12oz pump. "Wash your hands of poverty."

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Home & Candles

The Smell of Equity Candle

The Smell of Equity Candle

$95

Leather, tobacco & oak. 60-hour burn time. Hand-poured soy wax in black glass with gold crest. "Smells like generational wealth."

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The Old Money Candle

The Old Money Candle

$95

Mahogany, bourbon & vanilla. 60-hour burn time. Hand-poured soy wax in black glass with gold crest. "Your inheritance, in wax form."

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The Net Worth Throw Blanket

The Net Worth Throw Blanket

$275

Cashmere-blend throw with embroidered gold crest. 50"×70". "Stay rich. Stay warm." The kind of blanket you drape, not fold.

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The Dividend Pillow

The Dividend Pillow

$145

Velvet accent pillow with gold "Rich as Piss" script embroidery. 18"×18" with down-alternative insert. "Passive income for your couch."

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Drinkware & Bar

The Trust Fund Tumbler

The Trust Fund Tumbler

$65 (Set of 2)

Double-walled rocks glass with gold crest etching. 10oz. The kind of glass that makes rail bourbon taste like 25-year Macallan.

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The Liquid Assets Mug

The Liquid Assets Mug

$45

Matte black ceramic with gold "Rich as Piss" crest. 14oz. "Pour yourself some wealth." Keeps your coffee hot and your aesthetic intact.

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The Inheritance Flask

The Inheritance Flask

$85

304 stainless steel with full-grain leather wrap and gold monogram. 8oz. Hinged captive cap — because losing the cap is for people who lose things.

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Apparel

The Net Worth Hoodie

The Net Worth Hoodie

$225

Heavyweight French terry (450gsm). Gold embroidered crest on the left chest, "RICH AS PISS" in tonal lettering across the back. The kind of hoodie that makes people wonder what you do for a living.

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The Portfolio Socks

The Portfolio Socks

$45 (3-Pack)

Egyptian cotton dress socks with gold toe accent and embroidered crest at the ankle. Over-the-calf length, because ankle socks are for people who lease.

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The Dividend Joggers

The Dividend Joggers

$195

Tapered fit French terry joggers with subtle gold "RAP" monogram on the hip. Brushed fleece interior. Zip pockets because your money shouldn't fall out, even metaphorically.

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A House Built on Conviction

Every luxury brand has a story about heritage, tradition, and restraint. This isn't that story.

Rich as Piss was born from a simple truth: the best things in life aren't quiet. They're bold. They're unapologetic. They're a little bit ridiculous — and entirely intentional.

We source the finest materials. We work with artisans who take their craft as seriously as we take ours. And we put a name on it that you'll never forget.

Because if you can't laugh at yourself while wearing a $385 robe, what's the point of having money?

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